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yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

You drink about it, smoke about it, don’t talk about it.

Ella Eyre (via daughterofgollum)

i live by this on a daily

I realize, for the first time, how very lonely I’ve been. How comforting the presence of another human being can be.
Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (via simply-quotes)
sala-cious:

♥

If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

madeupmonkeyshit:

Bae: wanna get something to eat?

Me: I’m broke shawd

Bae: it’s okay I got you

Me:

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