ppl in africa are dying
100% very real certified doctor
the balls enter the vagina when??????
what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking
You drink about it, smoke about it, don’t talk about it.
Ella Eyre (via daughterofgollum)
i live by this on a daily
|—||Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (via simply-quotes)|
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water
Bae: wanna get something to eat?
Me: I’m broke shawd
Bae: it’s okay I got you